Times are tough right now & what the American people really need is a new album from Andre 3000. If you know Andre 3000, please forward this to him I think Brian Mitchell & I put together a very compelling argument.

Congratulations, you’re gonna be a daddy. Now is the perfect time to panic…

Photo: Jenni Walkowiak

And that’s when it hits you: You’re freaking out.

Good. You should be. It means you care.

If I ever met a first time father-to-be who was steady-handed I’d be so suspicious I’d have to ask, “You’re about to have triplets, how are you not freaking out?”

“Well it’s because tomorrow, I’m, leaving forever.”

Read the rest of my article about first time fatherhood freak-outs on fatherly.com >>

I wrote a drinking-themed song parody for The Happiest Hour, a fun game show run by Maria Wojciechowski. I’m proud to present my remix of Beyonce’s Hold Up (It’s about pooping at bars).

I had so much fun last night. Thank you to @bronwomb, @notmikejoyce, @turbohater and everyone else who came out to Happiest Hour!!

A video posted by Maria Wojciechowski (@riawojo) on Oct 1, 2016 at 7:59am PDT

I have a 365 page-a-day calendar where every day I tear away a page & reveal a new thing Donald Glover is really talented at

Join me in Chicago for the Michael Joyce Summer Wedding Tour!

Jenni Walkowiak came by with her camera to immortalize The Fancy Show Brooklyn Comedy Festival show. See more images here.

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak – Michael Joyce, Liza Treyger, Simmons McDavid, Julia Olson, Lane Pieschel

The Fancy Show is part of this year’s Brooklyn Comedy Festival. Join us Tuesday, August 23rd 8:30pm at The Room at Dizzy’s on Fifth. We’ve got some very special guest comics coming through, giveaways and, as always, it’s freeeeeeeee.

I’m getting better at Photoshop as my grip on reality worsens. Enjoy!

The Fancy Show every Tuesday if you want those bang zoomers.

The Fancy Show live and swingin’ on stage.

Fatherly.com knows that daddy Joyce knows best as they named me one of their 9 Funny Fathers You Should Follow On Twitter Right Now.

Now what do you say Michael?

Thank you Fatherly.com.