Michael Joyce Twits (@NotMikeJoyce)

• Napoleon would've never conquered so many countries if he had cable TV. 1 day ago
• .@BlazerRamon is assembling the #AccidentalComedyFest Part Deux in Cleveland. It was really fun last year. Submit now ramonrivas.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/sub… 1 day ago
• Sears Tower street team: That guy avoided walking on a sidewalk grate so u can save your flyer about standing on a glass ledge 1,353 ft high 2 days ago
• It's the 7th anniversary of the time in college I called my dad & didn't ask for money. #HappyFathersDay 3 days ago
• RT @megangailey: This is how this celebrity motels @notmikejoyce instagram.com/p/alTB8JDQ7g/ 4 days ago