Michael Joyce Twits (@NotMikeJoyce)

• Sears Tower street team: That guy avoided walking on a sidewalk grate so u can save your flyer about standing on a glass ledge 1,353 ft high 10 hours ago
• It's the 7th anniversary of the time in college I called my dad & didn't ask for money. #HappyFathersDay 1 day ago
• RT @megangailey: This is how this celebrity motels @notmikejoyce instagram.com/p/alTB8JDQ7g/ 2 days ago
• RT @megangailey: Picking up @NotMikeJoyce and a @DairyQueen s'mores blizzard then bloated fun @dropcomedyclub 3 days ago
• People behind me talked through the entire Great Gatsby movie. How could someone possibly have that much to say? #overtwohours 3 days ago