Before I was an unfamous comedian in New York, I was an unfamous new comic in Chicago.

I worked at a call center selling radio ads to business owners. I know, it’s amazing the riches and glory and women that come with telemarketing did not dissuade me from my true career calling.

Anyways, one of my co-workers drank pee for $22 and I happened to have my video camera on me so I was able to capture this moment, which is now my most popular YouTube video to date. Yes this is real. Yes this man is very, very gross.